Hmmm.
I'm the guy who managed to lose a train completely. (It was on Platform 1 when the line was closed for emergency repairs but it had disappeared when I needed to put passengers on it after the line reopened; I'd accidentally sent it to a depot 40 miles away).
I'm also the guy who sent a modern smart train, with a coffee bar onboard (but with nobody to staff it) to Peterborough, when it should have gone to Basingstoke (meaning that the passengers for Basingstoke were left with a tatty old train and no catering, while the member of catering staff who should have travelled on it hadn't got anything to do).
Are you sure that I'm the right man for the job?
;-)