Freemasonry

[DTCwordfan]

One night (a long time ago in a jurisdiction far, far, away - rumour being St Austell aka Awful) a brother was heading home after indulging a bit too much at the festive board after his lodge meeting.

He was weaving a little across the path, steadying himself against the lamp-posts.

A concerned policeman saw him, and walked over.

"Well sir, where are we going at this time of night, eh?" he asked.

The brother replied "I, officer, am going to a lecture on Masonry!"

Bemused, the policeman asked, "And just where are you going to hear a lecture on Masonry at this time of night?"

The brother replied, "From my wife!!!"

[Jackdaw33]

On the same theme, a chap was pulled over by the cops on suspicion of being over the limit. When the guy told the PC he had been to the lodge, he thought it a matter for the sergeant. The sergeant thought it a matter for the inspector, who offered to drive the man home. On the way he asked the man, "Which lodge have you been to?"

The man replied, "Yate's Wine Lodge".

[BANANASPLITS]

I'm lodging a complaint about those 2 jokes ;-)

[Shaglene]

Funny how the police are mentioned in both...............

[david small]

Must be an old joke, a policeman on patrol. Quite amusing though.

[percy1946]

What's a policeman look like ?