I very nearly did Oh bother! I have put false nails on tonight and managed to stick my fingers together, stuck myself to the table, then it splurted on to my face!! and now it is hard to type with these damn things on!!!
I also remember I worked in a video shop, broke a cup and glued it together, stuck my finger to cup, said I know boiling water and promtly stuck my hand to to the friggin kettle!