//I suppose, pastafreak, that the worst excesses of sloppy language do emanate from the US, but it’s not the differences I mind, it’s the infantalism of the likes of ‘poo’ that annoy me. //
not that we don't have any - let's look at the synonyms - most of them Brit....
crap
BM
defecation
discharge
dung
excrement
excretion
fecal matter
feces
feculence
deuce
manure
number two
***
stool
waste
never mind cow pies
cowplop
crap
dung
feces
fertilizer
guano
manure
meadow muffin
night soil
ordure
poop
Bottom of the toilet, me thinks, bainbrig - and I think you have missed the seat and the bowl.....