Ab Knitter Wanted Please.

[gness]

Today's smoothing iron hour was accompanied by another documentary.....Gripping Yarns....all about knitting and led me to the song below.

I'm a knitter but, like these two, I could combine it with performing......if another aber is willing to form the duet with me.....any takers?

[gness]

If you're wondering if Dave's speaking from experience.....yes...ever since we were in the little lift together.... :-)

[rowanwitch]

Me too

[tonyav]

Good idea, Dave. That kevlar stuff is bullet proof isn't it ?.

[rowanwitch]

Doubt it can cope with a well targeted knitting needle

[gness]

And as for a steel crochet hook!!!!!!

[tonyav]

Oh my gawd, Tony sits with his legs crossed.

[sunny-dave]

There may be a market for 'stab proof pants' ... not sexy, and may chafe a bit ... but quite safe

[rowanwitch]

Probably need one of those really fine ones for Tony, the sort where you can barely see the hook.. a 0.35mm should do it.

[tonyav]

There may be a market for 'stab proof pants' ...

Just so long as gness and rowan haven't knitted them, Dave.

[tonyav]

rowanwitch Probably need one of those really fine ones for Tony, the sort where you can barely see the hook.. a 0.35mm should do it.


Ohhhhhh, oi missy the weather isn't that cold yet.

[rowanwitch]

Something really spiky, do they do a double-knit in barbed wire?

[gness]

Just think of the fun we could have, Rowan with Tony, Dave and a circular knitting needle.... ;-)

[rowanwitch]

https://binged.it/2RPtFv9

You could knit it in yellow.

[rowanwitch]

No it's ok, you carry on, I will bring the first aid kit

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^^

[gness]

Brilliant, Rowan.....and it's seamless so no chafing .... :-)

[tonyav]

circular knitting needle

Sounds like a medieval torture device to me.

[gness]

Beats a shopping trolley!

Night all and thanks for the banter and fun.....xxx

[tonyav]

G'night, gness x.