New House.....

[BANANASPLITS]

I once tried to buy a house on an old Indian reservation.

When I asked if it came with running water, he told me to sod off and find my own wife!

[1ozzy]

An arid time ahead?

[Patsy33]

I bet he was spitting feathers!..

[BANANASPLITS]

This is not apache on my other jokes

[Patsy33]

It gave me a little laugh. A kind of Mini Ha Ha....

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I just had a drink and went to the toilet
It was a teepee

[Patsy33]

That was brave of you!

[retrocop]

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing," shrugged the woman, "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback..."

[Patsy33]

Lol...Gripping!

[Ken4155]

Bumped into an old Indian friend of mine the other day. I said, "Hiawatha." Watha said, "Hiya Ken."

[Ken4155]

Have dated 2 Indian girls. One was Cheyenne, but, believe me, there was nothing shy about Anne. The relationship with the second one didn't last long because she was so unhygenic. She belonged to the Blackfoot tribe.

[Patsy33]

Ken, I thought it was 3 girls. What about Sioux?..

[Ken4155]

Sioux turned out to be a lady-boy whose real name was Bill or George - anything but Sioux :-)

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What about sioux ?
She was bansheed from my house!

[Ken4155]

Think her dad was a dyslexic chef noted for his recipe of Seminole pudding.

[BANANASPLITS]

He got his just desserts then lol

[Ken4155]

The relationship with Anne broke up because, although i paid her back the tenner i borrowed, she still recons Iowa.

[Ken4155]

She had a brother, Skywatcher, who never looked where he was going. He started the Kickapoo tribe.

[Patsy33]

Ughh! Hope he wasn't running bare...