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catalogue job offer
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i got a letter yesterday from a well known catalogue company asking me to audition for a part modeling their older gents range of clothing, this would involve me standing with a somewhat distant look in my eyes while having an anorak slung over my shoulder with a hand in the pocket of a pair of magnolia slacks with matching slip ons, i dont know if i should attend or not? the wench from number 42 orders from it and i get enough hassle :(
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.You could look on this as your opportunity to impress Mrs. H as she is sure to find your more attractive once you are in the public eye. Also, you may be interested to know that I recently saw an advert in a national paper looking for distinguished older gentleman to feature in the winter edition of the Damart catalogue. If you find you enjoy this new type of work you may like to apply. Whether or not she will find you attractive in a pair of long johns with matching interlock fabic vest is debatable, but the money would surely come in handy. Next step - Paris - Milan..... ??
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