What’S The Problem

[weecalf]

With pots anyway ?

[dannyk13]

?

[Old_Geezer]

Yeah, what ? It was a good communications system.

[scorpiojo]

Teapots? Flowerpots? Chamberpots?

[rowanwitch]

Potatoes... Pol pot, we need pots more detail

[Old_Geezer]

Pots!
I don't know what's wrong with these pots today!
Pots!
Who can understand anything they say?
Pots!
They're disobedient, disrespectful oafs!
Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!
While we're on the subject:
Pots!
You can talk and talk till your face is blue!
Pots!
But they still just do what they want to do!
Why can't they be like we were,
Perfect in every way?
What's the matter with pots today?

[mallyh]

flobbadob weed x

[Mamyalynne]

As under cover of departing Day
Slunk hunger-stricken Ramazán away
Once more within the Potter's house alone
I stood, surrounded by the Shapes of Clay.

Shapes of all Sorts and Sizes, great and small,
That stood along the floor and by the wall;
And some loquacious Vessels were; and some
Listen'd perhaps, but never talk'd at all.
Said one among them – "Surely not in vain
My substance of the common Earth was ta'en
And to this Figure molded, to be broke,
Or trampled back to shapeless Earth again."

Then said a Second –"Ne'er a peevish Boy
Would break the Bowl from which he drank in joy;
And He that with his hand the Vessel made
Will surely not in after Wrath destroy."

After a momentary silence spake
Some Vessel of a more ungainly Make;
"They sneer at me for leaning all awry:
What! did the hand then of the Potter shake?"

Whereat some one of the loquacious Lot –
I think a Súfi pipkin – waxing hot –
"All this of Pot and Potter – Tell me then,
Who is the Potter, pray, and who the Pot?"

"Why," said another, "Some there are who tell
Of one who threatens he will toss to Hell
The luckless Pots he marr'd in making – Pish!
He's a Good Fellow, and 'twill all be well."

[Jackdaw33]

A bit early for you all to be on the happy baccy, isn't it?

[Mamyalynne]

Never too early for a bit of happy.

[kvalidir]

We need a joint commitee to weed out what this about...

[jno]

they're forever running round here calling kettles black. Funny, they don't seem to have anything against white kettles.

[Ken4155]

Racist pots!!

[retrocop]

I wish I had pots of money. No problem.