What Phrases Could Be Used.....

[1ozzy]

... while motoring and also be used during sex?


"See, I told you there was plenty of room, no need to panic"
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[Old_Geezer]

That doesn't sound too flattering.

[mallyh]

fill her up

[rowanwitch]

Gonna need more lube..
You have parked in the wrong space
Oh darling, you've stalled again....
Trip was too short to get warmed up

[mallyh]

it will never fit in there

[waterboatman]

FASTER FASTER!!!

[rowanwitch]

Slow down, you don't want to arrive too early
It's ok we can use my electric one

[BANANASPLITS]

Hows my gearstick ?

[emmie]

these back seat drivers don't know whether they are coming or going

[retrocop]

Change position quickly or you might get a rear end shunt.

[Ken4155]

"D'ya need a lift?"

[Ken4155]

"No good looking on your satnav for it, if you can't find it, you can't find it!"

[Zacs-Master]

It's no good love, there's no way I'm going to get the back wheels in.

[ChillDoubt]

There’s still plenty of mileage left in the comfort of an old banger.

[Canary42]

"Your bodywork's looking a bit dated "

[bhg481]

We have a fairly long car, so when we park end-on in a car park I always ask "Is it in far enough?"

[jno]

are we there yet?

[sunny-dave]

I think I've got a flat ...

[rowanwitch]

Vauxhall viagra, wasn't that around in the 1980s

[marval]

Oh, it has gone down again, where is the pump?

[zebo]

Pull out before it's too late!!!