End Of Your Tether With Man Flu?

[gness]

I have the remedy!



Take yourself off for two glorious hours of head, neck and shoulder massage......a luxurious facial and a manicure with a wonderful arm and hand massage.....

When you float home he will still have man flu but you won't give a hoot...... ;-)

[gness]

I have discovered some are rather cat like, Anne....every day's a school day.....x

[sunny-dave]

oh no - mrs slocombe’s pussy arriving ?

[tonyav]

Mmmmm, how do I put a sentence together with merkin and pussy together.

[shoota]

You put a merkin on a pussy and you shake it about
Oh, do the hokey pokey....

[tonyav]

LOL. Great lyrics, shoota.

[gness]

:-)).....Daft lot!

Thank you for the fun.....off to bed now with Graham Norton to read me to sleep.....

Night all...Gx

[1ozzy]

I am rather disappointed with the flippant attitude show by the ladies of Ab concerning the devastating effects of "Man Flu"

Us males at least understand the pains of child birth, you know, a bit like being slightly constipated.

Show some empathy ladies.

[shoota]

Graham Norton?
Won't take long...

[Arksided]

You tell 'em mi ol'love spud, I'm keeping an eye for that lady with a broomstick ;-)

[1ozzy]

Maybe I should too Arky.

Not much fun being told "And sweep the floor on your way out"

[gness]

Ozzy...I am so sorry that you suffer so badly and painfully with constipation.....have you tried gas and air and panting?... ;-)

That's just it, Shoota......he keeps me awake.....but he's worth it...x

Broomstick ready and raring to go, Ark.....x

[Arksided]

don't forget the vasaline... goodnight Gness when you do turn in Xx