Christmas Cracker Joke Time

[DTCwordfan]

Christmas Cracker joke time - from your little explosive paper things today....

such as:
What do you call a Santa who doesn't believe in the Nativity, Christianity or any religion?

A Slaetheist......

Let's be having yours and a Merry Christmas to y'all.

[Maydup]

Where does Santa go after to Christmas to recuperate?

[Maydup]

I dont know Maydup, where does he go?

To the elf farm!

[DTCwordfan]

probably Turkey?

[queencharlotte]

Have a great day, folks, even enduring all those awful, awful jokes. What is Santa`s favourite pizza? (Deep pan, crisp and even)

[Ken4155]

How long do reindeer's legs have to be? Long enough to touch the ground.

[Ken4155]

What is the most popular Christmas wine? "I don't like sprouts."

[Baldric]

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?








"It's Christmas Eve"

[DTCwordfan]

groan, love Balder's one.....keep them coming....I need cannon fodder for lunchtime.

[Baldric]

What carol do they sing in the desert?




O Camel Ye Faithful

[Maydup]

What does Cinderella say while she's waiting for her photos to be developed?

....one day my prints will come.

[retrocop]

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas Quacker

[Baldric]

Why is it getting so hard to buy advent calendars?



Their days are numbered

[retrocop]

Why is the snowman useless at cricket?

Always delivers S’no balls

[Maydup]

Why does Santa have three gardens?

.....


So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!