Tv Licence...

[BANANASPLITS]

Tv licence Man knocked on my door earlier.
He said "have you got a tv"
I said no ...he said "you must have you have an aerial on your roof.
I said "I've got a pint of milk in the fridge but it doesn't mean I've got a cow in the house"!!

[Spicerack]

Tell him it's a black and white cow next time.