The Queen Bee of North Berwick is a very particular Queen Bee - known for her mean, stinging streak but then she turns to honey and kisses. She has a peculiar thing for buzzing stock cars and zooms around Britain looking for a Bugatti for her home. The Queen Bee's sugar levels go up and down faster than Alex Salmond's breeks and, in being a Queen Bee, she is particularly fastidious about her 'ealth. Recently the Queen Bee has found a Fifedom Drone with whom she intends to splice and mate, the Kirkcaldy William species, and they should make for lots of new bees for their eventual hive somewhere in the Slothians. Therefore the Queen Bee believes that she has solved half of the conundrum 'to bee or not to bee' believing the answer to be three.