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BANANASPLITS | 20:30 Mon 11th Feb 2019 | Jokes
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Had to go to the Doctors yesterday and having stripped off he immediately mentioned the fact that my genitalia was perfectly shaped like a saxophone...
I explained that it was a family trait and that we all had genitalia shaped like musical instruments.
He was amazed and said, “Well, in 27 years as a GP I’ve never seen anything like it, Having said that I do remember a woman coming in a few years ago and her fanny was shaped like a Mouth Organ”.
I said, “That’ll be Our Monica”.
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Who's got the barrel organ?
20:32 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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Ooh..lol!!
20:32 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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lol
20:32 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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Poor Monica!
20:34 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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Well I don't like to blow my own trumpet lol
20:35 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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Hope there isn't any bum notes!
20:41 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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Nope my organ is in tune ;-))
20:42 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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How long have you had this?....
20:51 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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Many a tune is played on an old fiddle
21:12 Mon 11th Feb 2019
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Another string to your bow.....
21:17 Mon 11th Feb 2019

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