Ironing Board Covers

[johnny.5]

I am thinking of buying one of these for the wife as a present for tomorrow but would you recommend a romantic floral design or a more sexy red one ?

[Patsy33]

I bet she'll be steaming!!...

[gness]

If you do press on with this idea, Johnny don't buy a cover with heavily contrasting patterns....that always looks like grease stains are appearing on your laundry.
Make sure you get one that fits well...a wrinkly one is useless.... ;-)

Forget the lily water.....a family all smelling the same is on a par with matching bobble hats.

Wrap the ironing board cover in romantic paper....that will delight her but make sure you've left the house before she opens it and begins to steam....... :-)

[Barmaid]

I could live in the vain hope that Mr BM may redeem himself from my recent birthday. I was instructed to close my eyes and hold out my hands.

With your eyes closed and just the sense of touch, a bag of dishwasher tablets really does make you think!

[Prudie]

Go for a sexy one - but please with no cut out bits, that really is gross

[johnny.5]

a bag of dish washer tablets what a great thought
you will not have to wash up manually after you have cooked his meal just load the dish washer pour him a drink then go slip into something sexy for them

Simplezzz

[johnny.5]

zacs-master
I did have a look at your link and imho they are very sexist

[mallyh]

get a black blue and red one then when she smashes you round the head with the board you'll blend in x

[Barmaid]

BA for Mally...... That made me laugh out loud.

[Togo]

You could get her a bag and a belt...…..It would improve the vacuum cleaner no end.

[johnny.5]

togo
either that or a pair of shoes and a vibrator

[Togo]

Haha. Johnny. Ta.

[Canary42]

Him: I'm feeling adventurous today, why don't we try swapping positions tonight.

Her: Good idea. You stand by the ironing board all night and I'll lie back on the sofa belching and f a r t i n g.

[roopower]

If you are serious with this proposition, I would get yourself a good helmet too. You'll need it