Does Anyone Want To Buy An Ironing Board Cover ?

[johnny.5]

it will be available from travelodge after 6pm

[gness]

Phew! I thought it would be available from A&E! You're a very lucky man, Johnny.... ;-)

[-SharonA-]

Lol!!!!

[Tilly2]

Is it still wrapped...around your neck?

[LadyCG]

Is there a hole in the middle where her fist went through??

[murraymints]

Will the blood stains come out ?

[Patsy33]

Well, that's the thanks you get...Tut!

[hereIam]

Well you'll know to do better next year johnny x

[LadyCG]

That's if they're not divorced by then, Hereiam ;) x

[roopower]

I take it this is a travelodge's well away from home

[Bazile]

ungrateful so an so , to be sure

[Tilly2]

Has it been collected, Johnny?

What's for tea?

[Togo]

Reckon he has been chatting up the chambermaid Tills and now has a "pressing" engagement. :))