For Sqad

[Jordyboy9]

Sqad I thought this might appeal to your sense of humour.
A Welshman and I were discussing different accents and how we sometimes have difficulty being understood here in Cyprus,so this morning at breakfast he said,
I went down to the games room on Saturday and there was a lovely new table tennis table,I said to the lad in charge I would like someone to play with me after some strange looks I gave up,next day he came up to me sir,sir I have found someone for you and showed me a photo of a Russian dolly bird named Olga,a true story,so I may go down for a game of pin pong.-;)

[Jordyboy9]

For some reason on my iPad I didn’t get a choice of where to post this ,by the way on hearing this story this morning my wife spluttered her breakfast down her blouse.

[anneasquith]

sounds promising jordy. How old is olga ? :*)

[mushroom25]

it's not just abroad. in a rather nice Chinese restaurant last week, a group on an adjoining table were ordering duck and beef curry, but being a bit northern, the speaker pronounced it "dook".

the waitress looked horrified and exclaimed "you wan' dog curry!?"

[Old_Geezer]

You do realise that Olga is the reigning Russian ping pong champion ?

[Sqad]

Jordy...LOl..LOL

"my wife spluttered her breakfast down her blouse."

Was it a silk blouse?

[Jordyboy9]

Yes sqad silk but not white ,the Welsh man hadn’t told his wife about this she was looking at us from her table as if we were going mad,so when I see him at breakfast I am going to wave my hand as if I am playing ping pong,that will set him off again.

[Jordyboy9]

Tony thought you should read this and you will know what I am on about.

[Mamyalynne]

I didn't know you were athletic Jordy - enjoy your whiff-whaff.

[Jordyboy9]

Thanks Mamy hope you are well,I thought you might have contributed t to my post on taking babies abroad 104 posts with only 2 deleted

[Mamyalynne]

Did you?

[TonyV]

What did you post Jordy nothing to read.