Elvis Jokes

[Fish the Mod]

I have to do my Elvis impersonation as part of my mobile disco set this Saturday in front of 300 people. I can just about sing the four songs ok but as I'm not wanting to be taken seriously - What one liners can you suggest I say.

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[sophie_1003]

http://www.funehumor.com/fun_doc0/fun_0044.sht ml

"Industry Fact: When Elvis Presley died in 1977 there were 37 Elvis impersonators in the world.
Today there are 48,000.

If the current trend continues, by the year 2010, one out of every three people in the world will be an Elvis impersonator." You could follow this by saying that you're not going to quit the day job or something!

[samuel23]

Q. Do you know what Elvis would be doing if he were alive now?
A. Scratching the lid of his coffin

Elvis - I think he looks better now he's lost all that weight'

[chinadoll]

Before u launch urself into a rendition of Wooden Heart check with the audience if they would likeit with splinters or without......

[Insane Wally]

Elvis has been dead 20 years, and he still looks better than Keith Richards.

[Insane Wally]

Make that 'Elvis has been dead 29 years' - I was never any good at maths!