Clyde.....I used to go to a disco in Ramsey.....the pub next door was a one room thatched building which closed when we all left.
On our last night there the barman saw us out....locked the door and the roof caved in......both closed and knocked down.... :-(
I thought he was a tad slow, Ael......not that I'd be any quicker though....what with an ageing bladder and all.... ;-)