Has Anyone Heard From Smow?

[gness]

Following a tip off from Barmaid Smow, bearing a hot drink and a towel, went in search of the young, nude windscreen washing chap.

I've just seen a news flash...liked the word flash....that an over excited woman charged towards a young, nude windscreen washing chap.....tripped over a towel and has done irreparable damage to the young man and his "well enhanced bits" (Barmaid's words...she knows as she's been stalking him) when the lid flew off the hot drink she was carrying.
Police are now searching for this woman.

Smow....do let us know that you are okay..... Gx

[Barmaid]

Lol.

Busted.....

[DTCwordfan]

sounds like it is a 'hot' story....

[agchristie]

Poor man,that's way below the belt!

[agchristie]

I've just heard that the police hunt for Smow has intensified.I can confirm that they have set up road ***...

[agchristie]

Boll ox o:)

[DTCwordfan]

Waterloo, Kings X and Euston have closed tonight - there are reports of smow on the tracks.....

[agchristie]

Yes DTC,but she's gone off the rails now...

[Tilly2]

It's the wrong sort of Snow!

[Tilly2]

Smow! Damn!

[TonyV]

Smow seems to still be missing in action or absent without leave, whichever you prefer?

[TonyV]

Just a "bump"