Spath, I don't think Michael Douglas was necessarily talking about his wife's vagina, more like all the oral sex he's performed over the years. That's why it was such a faux pas.
Name123, I think you've had good advice from kval here.
Always keep them in your handbag, and make sure not using one is never an option. Learn how to put one on him, he is less likely to go off the boil if you make it part of the game.
Khnadro - // Can anyone advise on having sex for the last time? //
Of course.
When the present Mrs Hughes and I met, she had two lovely children, and decided that another would complete the family.
My input (leave it!) was required, so with the words "Come on then, let's get it over with …" (from me!) the deed was done, baby was conceived, and that was that.