Beef Burger ?

[nicebloke1]

Why would anyone even consider buying a ready made burger from a cold counter in a supermarket. The Rustler burger in its none recycle plastic container along with its appetising encouraging, buy me art work of a mouth watering snack on the front cover. However the contents are a far cry from the pretty picture.

What you have here. is a soggy rubbery bap/ bread enclosed in a plastic box thus creating condensation in turn you may end up with a green fungus growing, then you have the half cooked , so called burger meat, this has the appearance of congealed vomit, or a small cow pat. Enclosed with this soggy mess you will find a slice of colourful processed cheese along with the all important dollop of sauce to mask the awful taste of the cow pat.
All this for the grand total of £2.00, should you be brave enough to consume two of these, then you can be very ill for as little as £3.00 ( special offer) due to the back log of near by sell by dates.

They say that it only takes 80 seconds to cook in the microwave, so you can start munching away at this super bug in seconds. They also do a chicken one, now this one could give you a very uncomfortable night in the bathroom, or maybe end up in A.E.
I did know a chappy who bought one of these just out of curiosity, and no surprise to me, he said (Quote) it looks, smells and tastes like an old shoe, ( un-quote) I've never tasted an old shoe, but I guess it would not be nice.

You can buy 4x freshly made burgers for around £2/ £2.50, and 4x freshly baked ( sometimes still warm) baps for around 65p, so lets say £3.15 for four of the very best, or again buy the mince and pat away. As the burgers are fresh problem to pop in the freezer ready for the next hungry treat.

Getting back to the Rustler slop, if you do buy one you would be better off eating the container.

[Rockrose]

Never had a Greggs, and didn’t taste a kfc until I was 22

[Bazile]

My last post was in respect to ummmm 's @ 2038 - about eating being a chore

[Rockrose]

I will breed my own silk worms and weave the thread produced Gness, but in the meantime I will jut purchase some pencil pleats

[DTCwordfan]

I have to ask if this beef burger push is spam?

[237SJ]

I remember when I was young and I went to stay with my cousin in San Jose. She took me to Jack In The Box for a burger. While I was eating my burger and talking to her, she had a dribble of fat down her chin from the burger. Put me off for life

[ummmm]

I'm not a KFC fan either.

Baz...I think it becomes a chore when you're constantly trying to decide what to cook. My OH isn't a food snob but does like good meals. I think the cooking smells and tasting as your cook makes me feel full.

[Bazile]

Ummmm - I see

You mention KFC
KFC is ok depending where you buy it

I recall being in Orlando , returning from one if the attractions with her indoors and the two young daughters

We stopped off at a KFC
and ordered a meal
The chicken was very fatty and not nice , as I recall

I also recall we ordered a medium meal ( big mistake )
When it came it was enormous - I didn't realise their equavalent of our medium was extra large

No wonder Americans are overweight

[ummmm]

My OH said that about America, that the portions were massive. I find big portions off putting.

[nicebloke1]

I think New JUDGE as got my drift. Joking apart we now have teenagers as young as 16yrs dying due to over indulging in rubbish food.

[ummmm]

Do we? Have you got a link to that statement?

[tamborine]

nowt beats the pickled cucumber slice in McDs

[Mamyalynne]

Oh don't worry, we all got your drift - you don't like prepped food but proceed to tell us to buy or make burgers.

Just be aware that companies have spotters on the web and implying products are liable to put you in A&E could be taken badly.

[sherrardk]

Likes a cup of supermarket coffee though :)

[ummmm]

How common :-)