I Gave

[marval]

I gave an ant a 7UP bottle lid to use as a boat to sail across a puddle. It’s Cap-sized.

I have met this man, but he won’t get with me because of my obsession with Blondie. I’ll get him one way or another.

My Dad isn’t happy with my career choice as a police marksman. He told me I should aim higher.

I was taking the dog for a walk in the forest when I came across a woman rubbing her hands up and down the trees. I said “Are you feeling Oaky?”

I tried joining a group of contortionists once but I didn’t really fit in.

I’m having trouble signing up to this wrestling website. I’m not going to give up though. Every time I try to make an account it tells me to submit.

I have found some clues as to who stole the foundations of the new building but unfortunately, no concrete evidence.

As I sat there this morning with my head in my hands, I thought to myself, “Why does everybody call me Worzel Gummidge?”

My partner surprised me on my birthday with another hand crafted sculpture from pork. Unsurprisingly, he made a pig’s ear out of it.

I went to PC World earlier, I had to be careful what I said.

[Arksided]

awesome.. a genuine Lol at some :-)

[Patsy33]

Haven't heard any of those Marval! Really good!..

[VikramSidhu]

This is hilarious!!!!

[Spicerack]

1) You shouldn't be helping illegal immigrANTS.