Iconic National Tourist Attractions Being Given A Sequel
The London Eye is soon to be accompanied by a second big wheel, on the opposite bank of the River Thames, at the end of Richmond Terrace (which leads to Downing Street at the other end). It's going to have a Mary Poppins theme, and it'll be called The Um-Diddle-Iddle-Iddle-London Eye.
Not to be outdone, across the Atlantic the Americans have announced that they too will be building a new Statue Of Liberty. It'll be built on a small island just off the coast of California, and will feature a sculpture of an early-teenage skateboard punk with his baseball hat on sideways, holding a selfie stick with his camera phone attached. They're calling that one The Statue Of Puberty.
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