jokes

[mucko]

what's the best/worst joke you've ever heard? i heard the best knock knock joke the other day - knock knock, who's there, bigish, bigish who? no thanks pal.....ha ha ha

[hertz]

"Doctor, doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum" "I'll give you some cream for it"

[mucko]

sausage and an egg in a frying pan, sausage says "it's effing roasting in here!"...........................egg says "NO WAY - THERE'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!!"

[Phantaxus]

What do you call a ball bearing mouse trap? ..... A Tom Cat

[hustler]

the best ( and worst i guess ) is : whats got 2 legs and bleeds a lot ??? half a dog ! lol