Firstly Scotland decides to leave the Union (that's us - England/Scotland).
Then the rest of the UK has a "people's vote" without the five million Remain Ians.
We minus the Scots leave the EU without paying the Danegeld. Scotland has left the Union, foregone its Barnier formula crumbs, but invited new dues to its new EU liege lords and embracing its new future as an independent and self-governing country and various other intellectual confusions.
The popular phrase is "What's not to like", isn't it?
To be honest, I like the Union to which Scotland has played such a big part. But if I can chuck the Scots under a bus to get Brexit then - and witjh regret - so be it.