Same Old, Same Old

[teacake44]

I just wished we could just get passed one bank holiday without some national newspaper having nothing else to print but, ( UK set for road and flight chaos) and they print it even before the holiday begins.

[Mamyalynne]

Bob was here in January Oz, barely time to par boil a sprout.

[Ken4155]

Barry from accounts has just called me to say he's stuck in traffic, the kids are getting fractious in the back, the wife's moaning that they should have gone the scenic route and, to top it all, that bloody Douglas from AB has been tailgating him for miles, beeping his horn and flashing his lights. Says he wished he had stayed at home to watch the play offs and the racing. Poor old Baz :-))

[Mamyalynne]

A game of I-Spy will save the day.

[1ozzy]

Stuff Barry from accounts

#Bring Back Bob

[douglas9401]

Barry from accounts is mistaken/lying, I'm the complete profeshnial on the highway, tooting only to warn stray bunnies to get back onto the verge.

In any event he drives a German car so has no mirrors/indicators/regard for others. Fork Barry.

[tamborine]

got angle grinder & fuse breaker in wheelie bin - off to Hatton Garden....shall I pick you up?

[mushroom25]

//UK set for road and flight chaos//

well they were right in respect of the roads, with the M6 having been closed for the best part of the day so far.

I wonder how often Barry from accounts tows his caravan? years ago I was overtaken by Knobby No-neck in his Mitsubishi Thug 4x4, the next thing I know is his caravan is demolishing itself on my Land Rover - he'd forgotten he was pulling a caravan....

[Baldric]

Did one mean get past?

[teacake44]

Sunday papers will read. Expect heavy traffic on all major roads, AA expected to be inundated, please allow up to 12 hour wait before we can hope to get you rolling again.

[Maydup]

Lets hope so Teacake44 and we can all be grateful for nothing worse to have happened on a lovely sunny Bank Holiday weekend.