Chess Set.

[Patsy33]

I swallowed a piece of my new chess set. It tasted horrible! So I took it back to shop. I told manager it tasted awful, he said, "What do you mean? I said, "It's stale mate" He said, "Don't be so silly" I handed it him, and said, "Check mate!"

[mallyh]

was it a pawn shop?

[Patsy33]

Yes Mallyh, in Queens Square...