Did You?

[marval]

“Did you hear about the American Surgeon who specialises in key hole surgery?” “He trained at Yale”

A router goes into a doctor’s office and says, “It hurts when IP.”

I saw an angry insect sitting on my French pastry. It was a Croissant.

I have got a lot of sympathy for ploughmen. Some of their job is harrowing.

I was proud when my son told me he had joined the commandos. Until I found out he had just thrown all of his underpants away.

I have just met a singing oven He had a great range.

I ran into an old flame today, it singed my eyebrows.

I was throwing rice at an Indian wedding and accidentally started a pilau fight.

I am making a film about fuels for different vehicles, starring Van Diesel.

I have just had a haircut, I might get all the other ones cut tomorrow.

[Patsy33]

Haha...Love them!..