still looking for that one but this is a goodun;
Joe Dunn were a bobby for football
He gave all his time to that sport,
He played for the West Wigan Whippets,
On days when they turned out one short.
He�d been member of club for three seasons
And had grumbled again and again,
Cos he found only time that they�d used him,
Were when it were pouring with rain!
He felt as his talents were wasted
When each week his job seemed to be
No but minding the clothes for the others
And chucking clods at referee!
So next time selection committee
Came round to ask him for his sub
He told them if they didn�t play him,
He�d transfer to some other club.
Committee they coaxed and cudgelled him
But found he�d have none of their shifts
So they promised to play him next weekend
In match against Todmorden Swifts.
This match were the plum of the season
An annual fixture it stood,
�T were reckoned as good as a cup tie
By them as liked plenty of blood!