Just Invented A New Word

[lankeela]

Probituary - when someone dies and all the reports fail to mention any of the bad stuff they were well known for.

[THECORBYLOON]

What about nobitchuary?

[Peter Pedant]

de mortuis nil misi bonum

about dead people - nothing but good. Seneca-ca I think. He wasnt one to throw it about ( ka-ka)

o someone post - "ka-ka wot dat den?" oh pleeeeeeez ! - and the ancients have a point. it doesnt look good to mention things you didnt during his life.

I mean one employer who was slow to pay his workers or underpaid them - they went shopping during his funeral - to remind themselves how often he had interfered with their supply of goods or their purchase......

I did nt go because I was not sorry he died ....

[Peter Pedant]

nisi not mizzy - sozza

[Kirmizi]

Omituary?

[THECORBYLOON]

Whobituary?

[Baldric]

Mrs B. used to have trouble with 'windscreen wipers' they became windscreepers, they still are ;o)

[douglas9401]

Noshituary