Today I have hayfever, a cold and a hangover

[Champagne]

I've taken remedies for all 3 but I think they've cancelled each other out because I don't feel any better. Do you think I should double the dosage? Or should I stop whinging and deal with it like a man? (even though I'm a woman). And should I nip to the canteen and buy that cinnamon swirl pastry that's calling my name?

[Lore]

awww champs, you poor thing :( I wouldn't double the dose but if you're reading this, I hope you've already been to the canteen and are now happily devouring that cinnamon swirl pastry!

(I'm so jealous!)

[mccfluff]

well i've just got the hangover and i'm going back to bed!

[~posy~]

go get your cinnamon swirl!! (can you get me one while you're there?) food always makes you feel better! xXx
p.s don't double the dosage!!

[whiffey]

Presumably you can't drink at work, so just suffer along until you get home, then get bladdered. That'll fix all 3.

[crete]

a big fry up and lots of orange juice a cure all for everything

[Pippa68]

I would definately go for the cinnamon swirl, Champers..a nice pastry cures all, I reckon :o)

[redcrx]

cretes right. A huge fry up is needed. With extra lard!!!! :)

[Champagne]

I've abstained from the pastry and had a peach instead. It was very juicy, so most of it ended up down my top, on my fingers and on my keyboard.

[Pippa68]

Ewwwww I can't eat a fry up on a hangover..it turns my stomach something rotten!

I have to have sweet stuff. A lucozade & a sticky bun always works for me. Mr P has a chicken tikka sandwich & a bottle of fanta :o)

[Champagne]

I got a cab into the office this morning and my taxi driver decided to give me his professional medical opinion on why I suffer from hayfever. It seems that it's because I don't have 'hard eyes', but I have 'soft eyes'. And when I advised him that certain trees trigger my hayfever, he told me that it's because my nose smells the trees. :o\

Okaaaaay....

[Champagne]

Oooh... I'd love a fry up right now.

I'll have double bacon, 2 eggs, mushrooms, fried bread and extra bacon please! And a cinnamon swirl. And a chicken tikka sandwich. And crisps. Mmmm....

[ugly_bob]

mars bars and a pint of milk is best cure for a hangover.
Can never do fry up, mainly cos I can never be arsed to cook it, and if i tried going out anywhere, I'd crash the car!!

hayfever's a ******. I find some of the pills work, others don't - depends on the active ingredient, but I can never remember which from year to year. Best thing I ever got was a bottle of Optrex eye drops and just kept them in the fridge. I can cope quite happily with the cold-like symptoms, it's the itchy eyes that do me in.

[crete]

and you forgot the black pudding fried off course

[crete]

ugly bob how did keeping the eye drops in the fridge help your symptoms

[redcrx]

ooooooooh black pudding. lovely dipped in runny egg yolk yum yum

[ugly_bob]

just nice and cold and soothing, that's all. Optrex aren't medicated, just eye wash.

[chazza]

Take 2 paracetamol and loads of water/lucozade!