Woman Marries Tree.....

[mushroom25]

Barking?

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/woman-who-married-tree-merseyside-16882095

takes all sorts I suppose - at least she'll know her husband can sport a tremendous woody...….

[Samuraisan]

Well her kids will know where their roots are.

[Mamyalynne]

No - Litherland ;-)

[douglas9401]

The celebrant reported as a Branch Davidian.

[Canary42]

Run Forrest, run.

[Mamyalynne]

//The stunt is the latest attempt by local residents to halt plans to build a new bypass through Rimrose Valley .//

[douglas9401]

Some say a timely intervention, others that she's barking.

[Theland]

Many branches to the family.
A good looking tree though.
Wedding night should be rough.

[Old_Geezer]

But is the tree the right gender ?
It may identify as a daffodil.

[Arksided]

I asked my better half (Spider plant) 'how do you consummate such a thing,' she just withered a little bit acted all coy and shy and said nothing.

[Mozz71]

When I saw the headline, I thought it was a joke, but fir play to her.

[mushroom25]

//it may identify as a daffodil //
well, Wordsworth did write
“A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:”

:-)

[Patsy33]

Hope the tree elder and hugged her tight..