Army Sniper Joke 3Rd Attempt

[retrocop]

An Army Sniper goes to a rifle shop to buy a new scope for his gun.

Manager takes out one and says : "This scope is good.YOU can see my house 1 KM up on that hill"

Sniper looks through the scope & laughs: I see a naked man and a naked lady in your house."

Manager looks in the scope & gives two bullets to the sniper:" I'll give you this scope free, if you shoot my wife's head off & the guy's dick"

Sniper looks in the scope again : "Well looks like I can do that with one bullet "

[Deskdiary]

Yes - good.

Why 3rd attempt?

Are the AB Nannies displaying their usual over-zealousness?

How do you think they'd like this one?

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

You can't marmalade your dick up your wife's ***.

[Deskdiary]

A5se

[TonyV]

lol retro

[Tilly2]

Aww!

[retrocop]

Shame about the first two answers removed. They might of amused me more than the joke. :-)

[sanmac]

It would seem, Retro, that there's another sniper lurking around.

[TonyV]

Maybe retro who will know apart from mods?

[Deskdiary]

I would re-post them retrocop, but frankly in view of the over-zealousness of the AB Nanny, there's no point.

What I would say is that they were no worse than your (very funny) joke. In fact, your joke was worse as it suggests a double killing, whereas the one I posted didn't.

The AN censors feel a double killing is less worthy of censorship than that topic of my joke which was sex!

I don't know about you, but I'd rather be shagged than killed!

[retrocop]

Lol. We are of one accord. I wonder why I bother . I took the time to type it out freehand as well. :-( We all get fed up with endless C&P don't we ? :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Well done for getting it to the screen.

[Tilly2]

Blow the lot of them, Retro. ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

What's the problem?

Your joke is still there Retro

[Deskdiary]

^^^you can't say 'blow' - the censor will remove that as it's slang for fellatio.

[david small]

My removed comment was totally innocuous. I simply suggest a glass of decent malt.

[Tilly2]

Well, so far, so good, Dd.

[DTCwordfan]

Now that's a right mouthful - if one believes it.

[Patsy33]

Lol!