Mr Virgo

[John_Virgo]

Hi my name is John, I used to co-present a show called "Big Break" with a racist called Jim Davidson. I am available for supermarket openings and after dinner speaches. Not available during December as Ive got panto in Colchester, but other than that need work. Everyones got to make a buck. Cheers. John.

[rugeleyboy]

show us a trick shot then!!!

[laurence2]

Total Balls Mr virgo.

[dot.hawkes]

what's the best snooker shot you have ever seen?

[laurence2]

thats snookered him WM

[dot.hawkes]

he's in the frame now WM

[bobtheturkey]

JV makes 100k a year sitting talking about coloured balls nice work if you can get it :)

[dot.hawkes]

; )

[bobtheturkey]

jim Davidson is about as funny as a sturdy kick in the bollox with a size 12 rusty boot but that is my opinion, bankrupt isn't he? (ha ha ) :)

[whiffey]

Most expresses stop at Colchester.

[bobtheturkey]

what do you call a gay in a wheelchair?.... anything you want
i just made that up hilarious wasn't it :)

[bobtheturkey]

i sense the lynch mob gathering :)

[Zen]

The Jim Davidson effect on morale...

THE number of soldiers dismissed from the army for desertion or classified as long-term absent without leave (Awol) has more than doubled since the start of the Iraq war three years ago.

New figures released by the Ministry of Defence last week show that 2,030 soldiers went missing from their units between 2003 and 2005 and were later dismissed by the service. A further 740 are on the run but have not yet been kicked out.

Over the previous three years there were 1,130 dismissals.

[Dollie]

Hello John - have you tried breaking into the East Coast ? Tony Peers Productions (he has a website) is very well known in Scarborough I believe, and he books up loads of performers from the past (don't mean that rudely) He books for many shows and events in the Scarb, Brid, Whitby region - don't know any more than that but you could try him? Good Luck . Doll xx

[John_Virgo]

thanx for the advice, ill leave the toaster resting on the side of the bath just a day longer then

[country_boy]

How's Belfast today? Any tips for the final?