Have a heart...

[HelpTheAged]

Hi my name is Patrick, Im 73 and have just discovered this website., and what a marvelous tool it seems to be. Anyway, to the point....I need a heart bypass, but cant be bothered to wait the 9 months they have told it will take. Can anyone perform this for me? I'll give you some Haribo, you cant have my wethers they are mine you cheeky bas-tards.

[bobtheturkey]

there are quite a few tools on here

[electricblue]

If you keep sucking them things you wont need the heart bypass so it will be irrelevant!All that sugar,you daft old goat!

[HelpTheAged]

hi bobtheturkey, you seem to a clucking fool

[tictactoe]

"Wether" you offer you Werther's is irrelevant...

[HelpTheAged]

thats right poke fun at an old man for his spelling. Sorry I mispelt that - i was getting a noshing and could not concentrate

[twain11]

I get the same problem.

[naz_nomad]

mispelt?

[tictactoe]

73's not old, it's just a number...

[whiffey]

I have actually *seen* open-heart surgery. It looks really pretty, ooh they can do so much these days, aren't the doctors and nurses wonderful, yes, until I dropped a licorice allsort in there.

[twain11]

Exactly, it's just a number. A wheelchair shouldn't sit in your way