Thats It.

[teacake44]

I need a power nap. snoooozzzzzz :0)

[Buenchico]

https://tinyurl.com/y2t43m45

[bookbinder]

Not much point in posting an answer, is there, if you're napping?

[ummmm]

My OH has gone upstairs to watch the football. I give him 10 minutes before he's asleep.

[Buenchico]

Yes there is, Bookbinder. We can talk about her behind her back ;-)

[bookbinder]

Oh! Buenchico! I'm aghast, agog, disturbed, amazed, at your suggestion! OK, you start!

[Buenchico]

Well, I assume that you already know about the bishop, the donkey and the celery, Bookbinder . . . ;-)

[bookbinder]

Oh, yes, Buenchico! That's been all round the neighbourhood already! There was something about a meter reader and a tree feller, I think, but don't quote me on that. Hey, teacake44, have you woken up yet?

[Buenchico]

Get your hearing tested, Bookbinder!

It wasn't 'a tree feller', it was 'three fellas' ;-)

I can understand a meter reader being involved though. From what I hear, Teacake44 has been using up a lot of energy lately ;-)

[bookbinder]

"Three fellas" was it? Hmmm. There can't have been much on the TV that night, then! Hang on, there's a bloke at the door, and he's saying something about libel. I'll just get my shotgun out.

[ummmm]

Ha.

Well he didn't even last 5 minutes, blinking lightweight!

[Buenchico]

It's not libel if it's true, Bookbinder ;-)

Ummmm:
See if you can find a recording of an old football match and put that on the screen. Then wait until he wakes up and see how long he remains baffled for ;-)

[ummmm]

A recording? lol, I haven't recorded anything since I was in school :-)

I'll just do what I always do and lie to him about the score. I'm nice like that.