what is the internet

[ollywood]

ive never been on the web before, how do i get there?

[Postdog]

Too hard to explain here - best leave it eh!

[RATTER15]

I cant help, I never been there either, what is all this WWW stuff cyber whatsits?

[parkesquay]

Find a spider that is literate in IT

[MTIH1992]

Go here and you wont need to bother learning what it is:

http://www.tribbs.co.uk/end_of_the_internet.ph p

[jenstar]

Beats me. I think the internet is just some old wives' tale. I've never used it and neither have any of my friends.

[wideboy]

Turn left at Tescos.