There Was A Pretty Girl

[banker_frank]

There was a pretty girl,
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead...
And when she was good,
She was very very good,
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, a Waterfront condo and a sports car.

[davebro]

but was she happy?

[Bobbisox1]

You’re on fire with Da jokes the neet bonny lad eh ?

[CrapAtCryptics]

Did she know any Dukes?

[davebro]

Whaddya mean "know"?

[banker_frank]

Am bored Pet, nowt on the telly an its canny card the neet. Might gan doon the boozer fur a pint

I'm a little bored sweetie. B all on the TV and a tad frosty outside. I may stroll along to my local tavern for a tipple

[Bobbisox1]

Watching Ben Fogle, always a good watch

[banker_frank]

//Did she know any Dukes?//

lol yeh I had to change the 'little girl' to 'pretty girl' cos it sounded a bit pervy.