//di abbott, we need the humour ;)//
Indeed. Imagine:
Order! Order!
I now have to announce the result of the latest division on Brexit under our new "Block voting" system where each member's vote is weighted according to how much money he an his friends have given the Labour Party.
The Ayes to the right - £1.297m
The Noes to the left - £13.104m
So, the Ayes have it because, er...er.. No! Wait! I mean the Noes have it! It will only cost, er….£38.369bn and the members have voted accordingly. Jeremy, what does it say here? No, that's what Mr McDonnell told me to say. Jeremy, Jeremy Order! Order! This isn't the Nick Ferrari breakfast show. Sit down or I'll tell the House about that night in Kidderminster. You know, when the bed collapsed in your room.
Order! Order! You lied Jeremy. You said I would be the Home Secretary.