It all started with a knock at the door.
Little did we know what we were in for.
I thought it might lead to bible study.
Bobbisox first appeared as a godly buddy.
What is a AB Witness? Bobbi said,
One of AB witnesses I am;
And seemed to subject us to a brief Pub exam.
They asked us if I knew the Scottish & Newcie name.
Could that have been the reason she came?
We went over Bobbi's brochures page by page.
It seemed like we were trapped in an indoctrinational cage.
It took about siz months and then we were baptized in twenty ales.
Forget R&S, we were *** as snails.