Is The...

[melv16]

.... electrician in the office? No, he's working from ohm....

[zebo]

Is his name Sherlock Ohms maybe?
(There's a local ad for him that cracks me up everytime I see it, the O is omega, can't do Greek letters, the Alt code doesn't work}

[Patsy33]

Lol...I didn't think you could resist that..

[retrocop]

He used to come out to work but did a Volte-Face. He said it wasn't worth it any more. He opened his wage slip and got a shock.

[bookbinder]

He came home late one evening, and his wife said to him, "Wire you insulate?" But what she didn't know was that he was keeping two ohms going.

[Mamyalynne]

Think I employed the same chap, should have been a week's work - he only came in Faraday.

[bookbinder]

An electrician dies, and he goes up to Heaven. As he approaches the Pearly Gates, he is surprised to see a choir of angels, all singing his praises: "Hail to Sparky, the electrician!" He moves onwards, and there is a welcoming group of trumpeters, playing an anthem in his honour. He sees Saint Peter at the gates, and Peter welcomes the electrician with a beaming smile. "Welcome, welcome!" he says. "We are so pleased to welcome you to the Heavenly Kingdom!" "Well," says the bewildered electrician. "I didn't expect this kind of reception." "Ah, well," says Saint Peter, "It isn't every day that we get the chance to welcome someone who has lived to be 140 years old." "But," stammers the sparky. "I'm not 140 years old!" "You must be!" replies Saint Peter. "We've been reading your timesheets!"

[melv16]

This joke should have gone in current affairs.

[retrocop]

The Ab Editor would give it short shrift if it had. Probably blow a fuse.

[DTCwordfan]

Watt? I would give them a plug and tell them to keep transmitting.

[marval]

Is this a current joke?

[Arksided]

Shocking isn't it.

[zebo]

He got stuck in traffic on the Wheatstone Bridge apparently and he keeps swapping between AC and DC.