ChatterBank1 min ago
Pub Joke
Motorway goes into a pub.
Motorway: Give me a pint!
Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20
Motorway: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.
Barman: Alright, alright keep your money.
Motorway sits in the corner of the pub, drinking its pint.
Dual carriageway comes into the pub.
Dual carriageway: Give me a pint!
Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20.
Dual carriageway: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.
Barman: Not another nutter.
Dual carriageway: I'm bloody mad I am.
Barman: Alright, alright keep it.
Dual carriageway and Motorway sit in the corner of the pub drinking their pints.
Tarmac comes into the pub.
Tarmac: Give me a pint
Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20.
Tarmac: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.
Barman: Look I'm not having this. No more free pints!
Dual carriageway and Motorway: (Shaking their heads) You'd better let him have it, he's a cycle path
Motorway: Give me a pint!
Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20
Motorway: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.
Barman: Alright, alright keep your money.
Motorway sits in the corner of the pub, drinking its pint.
Dual carriageway comes into the pub.
Dual carriageway: Give me a pint!
Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20.
Dual carriageway: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.
Barman: Not another nutter.
Dual carriageway: I'm bloody mad I am.
Barman: Alright, alright keep it.
Dual carriageway and Motorway sit in the corner of the pub drinking their pints.
Tarmac comes into the pub.
Tarmac: Give me a pint
Barman: There you go. That'll be £2.20.
Tarmac: I'm not paying for this. I'm mad I am, MAD.
Barman: Look I'm not having this. No more free pints!
Dual carriageway and Motorway: (Shaking their heads) You'd better let him have it, he's a cycle path
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