Some lovely replies! Think on, that the end could be a bit messy, retro, so do ensure that Mrs. retro is well equipped and that all proper precautions have been taken!
Actually, I'm eating-up left-over Chinese Special Curry every Tuesday. A 'take-away' is my price for driving miles every Monday, collecting grandkids from school, teaching tables, spelling and handwriting to said sproglets, feeding them and then having to sleep over (cataract forming, can't drive easily in the dark) and then to drive back 57 miles and pick up my life on Tues. I find that one delivered helping of Chinese is enough for me for 2 meals.
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm still alive and kicking (I do make a point of eating the prawns on Mon. evening). I'm afraid we're stuck with yet another week of pundits. :( Keep trying - but do warn Mrs. retro. :)