Barber joke

[magicmick]

Did you hear the one about the man who went to the barbers and asked for a Tony Curtis? The barber said "yes sir no problem just relax" the chap relaxed in the chair thinking of the date he had that evening, next thing he looks in the mirror he is completly bald he said "what have you done have you never heard of Tony Curtis" the barber said "of course I have I saw the King And I five times"

[madiba]

Or Tony Curtis doesn't have his hair cut like this
He ruddy well would do if he came here !
Appologies to Al Read.