What An Absolutely *** Xmas So Far

[Smowball]

Middle Smow has been attacked again last night. Fractured skull and bleed on brain. In hospital. Something is going on- this is too much of a coincidence. Feeling sick.

[Smowball]

Have spoken to hospital several times a day, Minor stab wound to chest. Fractured skull and brain bleed still. So sorry to bother you all with this x

[Theland]

No bother.
It's good for you to talk.

[waterboatman]

Smow you don't need to apologize. I keep telling you, you're one of us and we look after our own. that includes you my lovely.

[Smowball]

Thankyou so much xx

[waterboatman]

You're welcome sweetheart. Don't forget I'm here if you want to talk.

[Smowball]

You lot are lovely beyond belief

[waterboatman]

As I said smow. We look after our own. :o}

[Theland]

Some of us are good looking as well :-)
They don't call me Elvis for nothing :-)

[waterboatman]

Such modesty! ;o}

[Smowball]

Thankyou guys xxx

[waterboatman]

I'll phone you when my guests have gone home smow.