Happy New Year Everyone

[marval]

A drunk man comes inside a pub and says, "Happy New Year everybody."

The barman says, "We are in June you drunk man."

The drunk man says, "Oh my god my wife is going to kill me I have never been so late in my life!"


My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full.
With either Rum, Gin, or Whiskey.


My New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.

[emmie]

Happy New Year.