Well I can trump all that and believe me when something really goes wrong it puts 'appliance malfunction' into perspective. Sold House due to exchange/complete 8th January, building bungalow so needed temp accommodation for a few months so paid £800 for one months rent on holiday cottage,moved all stuff out into storage,2 hours before Exchange/completion buyer pulled out -their chain' had broken down. So now have to live in a very cold mouldy holiday cottage while our lovely warm clean house remains empty while we are hoping the chain can re-engage shortly and everyone can move forward. Today we've found out all sales are off - so we have to move everything back into our home. But, no ones died so that's a plus I suppose, but I'd swop for an Internet malfunction I really would :-)