a man goes on holiday, trying to pull women of course! He see this French man surrounded by women. He goes up to this French man and says how do you pull the women.
The French man replies "it izz eazy put a potato down the front of your trunks, it drivez the women crazy"
So the man goes away, puts the potato down his trunks, and waits for the women.
But they are run away in disgust.
Anyway, the man goes back to the French man and says "look I have put the potato down my trunks, and the women are running away.
The French man replies............."try putting it down the front of your pants instead"
Well I tried :)