Ever seeking new sensationalism, the Mucky Media are now moving Covid-19 reporting from mere numbers to personalities, so we get to hear who in the "celebrity" arena has contracted it (e.g. Nottingham Forest Football Owner). There will be competition now among them to seek out and name "significant scoops".
Apparently (but I've lost the link so possibly bogus) Donald thinks the Press will try to infect him by fielding someone in his press conferences who has tested positive.
And they tell us that the Pope trusts not in God so locks himself away and preaches via video.